Client: “I don’t like the type.”
Me: “What don’t you like.”
Client: “I don’t like how it goes all to one side.”
Me: “You mean ranged left.”
Client: “Yes, yes, arranged left.”
Me: “How do you want it?”
Client: “To be the same on both sides.”
Me: “Justified?”
Client: “I don’t have to justify anything for you. I own the fucking company.”
(Source: clientsfromhell)